If you think humans have drama, wait till you hear what diamonds talk about. Yes, we talk. No, we don’t gossip… okay fine, we definitely gossip.
Let me introduce myself: I’m Pio, a fabulous Pious Eco Diamond, grown responsibly, sparkly by nature, and humble by choice… most days.
Episode 1: Natural Diamonds vs Lab Diamonds – The Roast Battle
The other day, I met a natural diamond. He walked in like he owned the mine. Literally.
“Where were you born?” he asked.
“Inside a lab,” I replied proudly.
He gasped.
Like someone told him, gold-plated jewellery counts as real gold.
Listen, buddy, I’m not grown in a volcano… BUT I was raised with love, science, and better lighting. That counts for something.
Episode 2: The Proposal Panic
Do you know the pressure we lab diamonds face?
People expect perfection. Zero flaws. Full sparkle. Great personality.
Basically, what humans expect from dating apps.
A girl picked me up last week and said,
“Omg, he better say yes.”
Ma’am… even I don’t know what he’s thinking. I’m just here to shine and hope for the best.
Episode 3: Environmental Flex
Natural diamonds brag about “being ancient.”
Cute.
Meanwhile, I’m over here flexing my eco-friendly sparkle like:
“Your carbon footprint is so small, it needs a magnifying glass.”
Pious Eco Diamonds: saving the planet one glitter at a time… without making geology cry.
Episode 4: The Selfie Struggle
People try to click our photos with the flash on.
Flash ON.
We’re diamonds, not wildlife.
Relax. We shine with or without a spotlight.
Though… if you want my good side, it’s the side with the most facets.
Episode 5: The Moral of the Story
We Pious Eco Diamonds are:
✨ Drama-free
✨ Guilt-free
✨ Sparkle-full
✨ And honestly… we look expensive even on days we don’t feel it.
So next time you choose a diamond, choose one who supports sustainability, equality… and a little bit of sass.
